We would like to inform you sir that Pag-ibig Dish is our specialty, and that means it would take some time to cook it. You see, delicate ang mga ingredients at very rare- tender, love, care, honesty, loyalty, and faithfulness. Mahirap po sir hanapin ang mga ingredients na yan.
Are you really sure you want this? Mahal po 'yan. The price you will pay is unthinkable.
But if you are tired of waiting we have other dishes like:
1. One-Night Stand- comes with one person, threesome, foursome, or an orgy. Quick to prepare, fast paced and emotion-less.
2. Flirtationship- very light, if you're on a sentimental diet it's highly recommended.
3. The Two-Year Bliss- you get a partner for two blissful years and that's it. A relationship not so long and not so quick either.
4. The Desperate Dive- You can get anybody, try to LEARN TO LOVE, and be miserable for the rest of your life.
OR...
You can just wait there for the right one to come on the right time...
Sir, Hindi pa po kasi handa yung order niyo. Gusto po kasi namin perfect para sa inyo. Willing to wait po ba? - waiter
ReplyDeleteniluluto pa daw ser.
ReplyDeletebaka niluluto pa
ReplyDeletehaha! pakisabay na nga rin yung pag-follow up nung saken...
ReplyDeletemiss Jla, haha. Inugat na sa kahihintay :P
ReplyDeleteSer Olivr, bak awell done na yan ha :)
ReplyDeleteSr Bibo, sige, pakitostado na nga. Para crunchy :P
ReplyDeleteMiss Pinkline, kanya-kanyang pag follow up daw e. :P
ReplyDeleteSana nga may ganung waiter na magdadala ng order na pag-ibig. Kasarap. Kaso baka malaki ang service charge?
ReplyDeletekung ganyan kadli humanap ng love masaya na lahat
ReplyDeleteser mecoy, wag ka na maghanap. meron ka na di ba? :)
ReplyDeleteser keso, hahanap tayo ng waiter na kawanggawa lang ang serbisyo. no effing fees and hidden charges. lol
ReplyDeleteLove is free, if you know the right places and persons? haha inggles
ReplyDeletehehehe.. waiter pa order din ng isang serving ng pag-ibig :D yung may libreng sabaw ha :)
ReplyDeleteSir: naubusan po eh. Pweding friendship nalang muna?
ReplyDeletehahaha.. Followed you.
Wak mo madaliin yung waiter ser. Baka pagdating niyan undercook pa. Hehe.
ReplyDelete* Pareng Jay was here
ser keso, plural form ang persons and places. haha XD polygamous? ikaw ha!
ReplyDeleteser fiel, naku usually ang libreng sabaw ay maalat. hindi sasakit ang puso mo, pero aaray ang bato mo. haha XD
ReplyDeleteser tim, salamat :)
ReplyDeletenaku, kung sabagay. mas masarap ang pagkakaibigan kesa pag-ibig :)
pareng jay, nagpafollow up lang. di naman minamadali :)
ReplyDeleteser out of stock na daw po. Try niyo na lang po dyan sa katabing karinderya. XD
ReplyDeleteWe would like to inform you sir that Pag-ibig Dish is our specialty, and that means it would take some time to cook it. You see, delicate ang mga ingredients at very rare- tender, love, care, honesty, loyalty, and faithfulness. Mahirap po sir hanapin ang mga ingredients na yan.
ReplyDeleteAre you really sure you want this? Mahal po 'yan. The price you will pay is unthinkable.
But if you are tired of waiting we have other dishes like:
1. One-Night Stand- comes with one person, threesome, foursome, or an orgy. Quick to prepare, fast paced and emotion-less.
2. Flirtationship- very light, if you're on a sentimental diet it's highly recommended.
3. The Two-Year Bliss- you get a partner for two blissful years and that's it. A relationship not so long and not so quick either.
4. The Desperate Dive- You can get anybody, try to LEARN TO LOVE, and be miserable for the rest of your life.
OR...
You can just wait there for the right one to come on the right time...
So what would it be sir?
Ser, pacnsya na ibinigay ko sa iba. nauna sila e. ouch! :P
ReplyDeleteser gord, ay wag na lang. okay na lang akong mag-isa :P
ReplyDeleteser tripster, ang daming options. nagkaka-option paralysis ako. icancel mo na lang ang order ko. :P
ReplyDeleteser archieviner, okay lang. sanay naman na ako mag-isa :P
ReplyDeleteumorder din ako, anong petsa na wala pa din! haha :)
ReplyDeletenaku, naway hindi napagpalit order natin pag dumating :)
ReplyDeletesir, pwede namang platonic ang love kaya plural haha nasa sayo na yun kung gusto mo iplural ang lahat ng romantic love conquests mo hahaha :D
ReplyDeletesyempre, romantic love sa isa konsumisyon na, pano pa kung plural. wag na uy! lalangoy na lang ako sa bubog ser keso.
ReplyDeleteino-over cook ata yung sayo.. hehehe
ReplyDeleteyung order ko rin ang tagal.. :)
haha. bakit kelangan iover cook, matigas ba masyado ang puso para iover cook?
ReplyDeleteAng aga naman ng Balentimes. Pag-ibig agad ang inorder. :D
ReplyDeleteser visual v, ganun talaga. daig ng maagap ang masipag :)
ReplyDeletehaha "lalangoy sa bubog" creative! mas madali ba yun sa plural love
ReplyDeletenaku ser keso, kinandado ko na ang puso ko sa yemas na pag ibig na yan. lol
ReplyDeletehaha wag nga raw magsasalita nang tapos. Baka mamya binabasa na nya ang mga entries mo ngayon sir! Magparamdam ka!
ReplyDeletenaku uy. wag na. masyadong madami ng problema sa mundo. wag na siyang sumama. manatili na lang siyang nakatago :P
ReplyDelete